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This was encouraged, and I find it a good idea as it may help some people… I have tried about every build a rogue can try, those that make sense anyway, and found this the most effective at grinding… Everyone that has tried this build while grinding haven’t regret it.
Main Principle In Power Leveling

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Beethoven’s Fifth:

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Why did you phone?

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You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

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I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what’s wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.

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Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

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Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

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(Bad imitations:)

Picard: Assume standard orbit, Mr. LaForge. Sensor readings, Lieutenant?

Worf: Scanning, Captain… Strange… No life-forms.

Picard: Recommendations, Mr. Data?

Data: Intriguing, Captain. Perhaps we should simply leave a message.

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.

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Subject: You Deserve a Break Today

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